just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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