I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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