Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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