Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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