Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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