Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Randomize
