He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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