Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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