I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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