And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize