i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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