Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize