He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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