Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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