so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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