we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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