So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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