So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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