Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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