Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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