I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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