I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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