He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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