I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
