I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
