You don't have asthma, your pregnant
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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