windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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