I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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