ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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