I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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