Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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