We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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