how hairy? two words: wookie tits
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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