I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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