I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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