watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
she pinky promised me she was 18
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
