Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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