That's intense
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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