where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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