ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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