You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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