Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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