And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
