we're blogging at a bar
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dick very happy bro
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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