like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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