you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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