Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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