I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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