I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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