how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
