Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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